i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them
Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?
how the fuck do you get over a squish though like your person of platonic affection is in fifty different social circles she’s the centre of a venn diagram and i’m here like “we share nothing in common except for things related to school but i want to talk to you and get to know you and maybe be friends” just aghhhh nope fuck socializing
“Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins.”
The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)
*same for any body part you have two of.
This is important
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
Step 1. Imagine your favourite character.
Step 2. Now imagine them in a crop top and tight jeans and lipstick
Step 3. you’re welcome
"How are your grades?"
"What are you majoring in?"
"Have you got a girlfriend?"
"What do you want to do when you graduate?"
- bae: come over no ones home
- me: what games do u have