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thatdisneylover:

marmarbinks3:

I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago

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So my 6yo told me about this discussion he had with a kid at school

Kid: God made you.
My son: No, he didn't.
Kid: Yes, he did! God made everyone.
My son: A scientist made me.
Kid: Scientists don't make people! God does.
My son: No, I was literally made by a scientist. He took one of my dad's sperms and injected it into one of my mom's eggs and made a little embryo. And then they stuck that embryo in my mom's uterus and that became me. I even have pictures!
Kid: ...
My son: ...
Kid: ...
My son: I was made by SCIENCE!
toratoratorako:

what if
in the alpha universe, instead of Dave being like Bro with strifes and booby-traps everywhere α!Dave taught Dirk how to catch/cook seafood and other survival tips and stuf….f…

toratoratorako:

what if

in the alpha universe, instead of Dave being like Bro with strifes and booby-traps everywhere α!Dave taught Dirk how to catch/cook seafood and other survival tips and stuf….f…

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cerseilannister:

best poster at Comic Con, yes or yes?

cerseilannister:

best poster at Comic Con, yes or yes?

roachpatrol:

jackanthonyfernandez:

babefield:

there are honestly tears in my eyes because everything after stage five is so funny

you all laugh but this is so true and i think it’s a fabulous sensation! the more surreal and abstractness we allow the better we will be

okay i feel legit bad i started laughing only at stage five i’m postmeme trash throw me a goddamn ditch to rot 

magnacarterholygrail:

doritofu:

a true hero of the people

vagina kayak

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

sexual-phan:

hunter-avenger-consulter-grimm:

jawnn-locked:

visiovisusvidere:

sonicghost:

milesjai:

videk:

welcome-to-the-sinners-ball:

imgayitsok:

God bless drag queens.

I will always reblog this

Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.

Oh fuck yes.

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If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.

Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings.

God bless drag queen omg

mid2000snatalieportman:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff

whitepool:

yoooo

ealperin:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

itsjustlarz:

PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN THAT LAST ONE FOREAL

HEY

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it’s okay I know everybody forgets Meet The Robinsons so I got your back

I think we’re forgetting someone:

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shubbabang:

yeehaw 4/13 i tried?

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824706:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this

824706:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this

sovietunions:

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home